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Joke of the Day

"wat abot when ther was only 1 set of footprints ""thats when i carried u"" wat abot when the fotprints went in the ocean ""i tried to drown u"""

"Dad walks in on son fapping He says,""Son that'll make you go blind!"" The young man says,""Dad I'm over here, that's a lamp."""

"Did you hear the news about the CEO of Ford? He was seen with an escort..."

"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey!"

"Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime? ...because he had Loco-Motive."

"Resolva qualquer problema. E simples... escreva qual o problema e clique em resolver http://www.splitz.com.br/problem http://www.splitz.com.br/problem"

"Why crush your kid's imagination by telling them the Tooth Fairy ""doesn't exist"" when you can just have her leave a suicide note?"

"People with those rims that spin when the car isn't moving, how often do you have to replace the hamsters in those things?"

"An alien and a mexican walk into a bar... Ouch they said. It was an iron bar."

"Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight? - A: Claude"