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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? to *whom*."
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"Bummed cuz parents wont send their kids to my resort that teaches how to pay attention. I thought ""Concentration Camp"" would be a gold mine."
"Chess says everything about men & women. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants."
"What happened to the over amorous clam? It pulled a mussel."
"What do you call a Mexican guy shouting at someone? An argumentative ese"
"In honor of the Vikings/Packers game on Saturday... How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you? They grit their tooth at you."
"Him: you're terrifying Me: awww you're just saying that"
"Well at least the world isn't spinning uncontrollably around a huge ball of fire."
"What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree? Whoa did you hear that?"
"How is it fair that if my girlfriend has sex with her brother nobody bats an eye, but if I have sex with her... I get arrested for beastality?"