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Joke of the Day
"How do you know that an introvert likes you? He looks at your shoes instead of his."
Next Joke
"Some say I'm an apathetic person... But really, I just don't care."
"A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: ""You're what?!?"""
"A co-worker just used the word ""elderly"" to describe someone my age and that's why I had to kill her."
"Why is it called necrophilia and not sexual intercorpse"
"Did you know that God is rich? Yeah, back in Israel he made a prophet."
"My favorite part of the holiday party is getting to meet my coworkers' dates & find out who chooses to put up with these people for free."
"What appears over black man's head when he has an idea? A fried Chicken leg"
"A wife was dying. She called her husband and said, ""Gary, I've been unfaithful."" Gary answered, ""I know. That's why I poisoned you."""
"""Cool, I love candles. What's with the knives? Wait, stop. Please stop!"" - pumpkin"