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Joke of the Day
"We should have known Communism would fail. There were a lot of red flags."
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"""Not again"" ~ Me, waking up every morning.."
"""Y dnt u Muslims tell ISIS to stop"" Ok hold up *pulls out iphone* ""Yo ISIS habibi,its me plz stop"" ISIS:""ok habibi sorry,shisha tonight?"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arizona ! Arizona who ? Arizona room for one of us in this town !"
"i put grape soda in my mini super soaker and i'm squirting it into my mouth. this is how you turn a monday, into a funday."
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar and one looks to the other and says ""man, I can't believe I blew 40 bucks in there."""
"Anxiety: making it impossible to tell the difference between a minor problem and a catastrophe since the development of the frontal lobe!"
"After drinking that much, I just hope whatever I bring back home is some sort of human."
"How do you get out of an elephant? Q: How do you get out of an elephant? A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)"
"Porn stars' favorite drink? 7-Up 'n cider."