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Joke of the Day

"Porn stars' favorite drink? 7-Up 'n cider."

"A bride just said ""today I'm marrying my best friend"" it's like hey great choice, because marrying your mortal enemy seems risky & dangerous"

"Lately every post on /r/Jokes has become a pun in the English language :( It's not pun anymore."

"What does a 9 volt battery have in common with a girls arsehole? You know its wrong but sooner or later your going to lick it."

"It seems many women are turned off by Donald Trump... Maybe it's because he rubs them the wrong way..."

"Somebody actually complimented me on my parking today. They left a note on the windscreen. It said, ""Parking fine"", so that was nice."

"[Biker gang] ME: Do we or do we not ride our bikes at the same speed? BIKER: OK, but you need to stop saying we ""synchronize our cycles."""

"To save a bit of money on e-cigarettes I've started to roll my own batteries."

"Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started? Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects"

"What do anemic people drink? Pale ale"