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Joke of the Day
"If Minnie Driver married Bradley Cooper her name would be oh god I can't even finish this one"
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"Ladies, if a guy tells you ""Leggings aren't pants,"" tell him ""You're welcome."""
"Is your refrigerator running? Because I might vote for it."
"Q: What's the definition of perfect pitch? A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides."
"What is black and white and red all over? An Orca on a Japanese whaling ship."
"When it comes to telling a joke, opportunity Knock Knocks. #jokes"
"I never thought a fleshlight would feel like the real thing, but last night I got drunk and totally tried it. And I have to say, it was a pretty good fucksimilie."
"The goldfish just gave me the ""just flush me"" look. No way pal. If I have to stay so do you."
"Jealous and Funn It's not important to win it's important to make the other Guy loose."
"I wish my lawn was emo So it would cut itself"