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Joke of the Day
"Ladies, if a guy tells you ""Leggings aren't pants,"" tell him ""You're welcome."""
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"""I'm sorry"" and ""my bad"" mean the same thing... Unless you're at a funeral."
"The Detroit Lions"
"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon master? Ash"
"I wish women would put the toilet seat back up after they're done using it."
"A girl walks into a bar and ask the bartender for a double entendre so he gives it to her."
"Why did the window blush? Because it could see the weather changing."
"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of r/jokes."
"A woman is late to a fight. She takes a seat next to several men. ""How many cocks have been beaten?"" she asks. ""None, until now,"" says a man with a smile."
"*Obama approaches podium* Fellow Americans, I like cookies with raisins in them *press starts booing* They're good & healthy *Michelle nods*"