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Joke of the Day
"The goldfish just gave me the ""just flush me"" look. No way pal. If I have to stay so do you."
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"Guy: I want a room Receptionist: Sorry no rooms available G: My name is improvement R: So what? G: there is always a room for improvement !!!"
"I always go the extra mile for my wife Ever since she took out that restraining order"
"What does the Starship Enterprise have in common with toilet paper? They circle Uranus searching for clingons."
"My son wanted to go to Disney, but I told him little boys who ruin marriages don't go to Disney."
"What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?... When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere."
"How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue toast to the ceiling."
"I slay pussy like I slay dinosaurs Not at all."
"Meanwhile, in Facebook, Greta, who dislikes the gays, is about to get a big surprise from her son and his ""roommate"" of 20 years."
"I Hate Housework! I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes ...and six months later you have to start all over again."