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Joke of the Day
"When it comes to telling a joke, opportunity Knock Knocks. #jokes"
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"Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.. I should have put it on aloha setting."
"What's the best thing about a woman? She doesn't have a dick! I'm so, so sorry."
"I like Ohio's abbreviation because any address sounds like you just realized where you are and you're not super pleased about it."
"Kid, ""Mom, Dad, I'm in love with a gopher from a funny animal video."" Parent, ""The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Allen! Allen! Allen! Steve!"""
"[stops during sex] If you spin my fanny pack around, there's sandwiches in there. Help yourself."
"TIFU by sitting next to a really hot Thai chick on the bus home today and kept thinking, ""Don't get an erection, don't don't don't..."" But she did."
"Yesterday one of my patients told me about the time he sat on his testicles... It was nuts."
"Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him? Because she didn't like his lack of commitment"
"Gay guys are fucking assholes"