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Joke of the Day
"Wanna read a Joke? Women's Rights"
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"Apparently this is the letter ""v"" in Chinese: ... Lets see you try to fly in that shape American birds."
"What's brown and white and flies all over? Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!"
"I work out So my relationships dont have to"
"5-year-old: Why do you do chores if you don't like to? Me: The same reason you eat your vegetables. 5: Because Mom is scary? Bingo."
"What is Trump's favorite movie? ""Octopussy"""
"How many tickles does it take to make laugh an octopus ? Ten tickles"
"What did one butt cheek say to the other? Together, we can stop this sh*t."
"Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]? A: He's got his jogging suit on."
"*returns tent to Target* CASHIER: What was the problem? ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent"