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Joke of the Day
"Wanna read a Joke? Women's Rights"
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"Whenever my mum tells me to budget wisely, I remind her that she spent 80 on a dog coat. And we don't even have a dog."
"What was the last thing that went through Osama Bin Ladens head before he died? I hope they're all female..."
"What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks? A two-weeker"
"What did the Atlantic say to the Pacific? Nothing. It just waved."
"Knock, Knock... Who's there? The K.G.B. The K.G.B. wh... **SLAP**! WE are K.G.B., WE will ask questions!!"
"All these years you thought your grandma had Alzheimers, and turns out she just didn't want to talk to you."
"Not sure if my cooking skills have improved or taste buds have adapted."
"How do police informants begin their jokes? Nark Nark"
"Twitter=Whats happening? FB=Whats on your mind? FourSquare= Where am I? Quora=what? Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me?"