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Joke of the Day
"Jesus take the wheel... Carlos, you take the stereo. I'll take look out"
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"Next time somebody tries to argue using statistics.... Remind them that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."
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"What do you call a gay guy in a coma? A tomato."
"According to my Nike fitness app, I watched TV for 6 miles this week."