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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a clown eating a mushroom? Jeff"
Next Joke
"What does a Turkey eat when it's hungry? An Armenian!"
"What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet? Lieutenant"
"I didn't fart, I flirted. That was a flirt! *runs away flirting*"
"I am so proud to be part of a society that needs television commercials to remind us not to lock our kids in hot cars."
"Did you hear that Darth Vader made some toast? It was a little on the dark side."
"How many babies does it take to open a door? It depends on how hard you can throw."
"Cop: you failed to obey the stop sign Me: I got lost in the music C: what song? M: I'd rather not say C: what song?!? M: I saw the sign"
"Who the hell does that in a sock?!? *squishes out of the room*"
"What car does a Mexican drive? A Quebrolet."