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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a clown eating a mushroom? Jeff"
Next Joke
"Wife at dinner party: ""my husband is always calling me Sarah Palin"" Guests: ""that's funny, why does he call you Sarah Palin?"" Wife: ""because he hates Sarah Palin."""
"Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I'd still feel a lot more comfortable crying in a new BMW than on a bike."
"A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. She looks surprised and says I don't have a headache!"" He says ""Aha!"""
"What's heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers? A ton of feathers. Because you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds."
"I ate a chocolate bar in bed last night & my wife said, ""you have a problem"" so I replied, ""no, you have a problem; I have a chocolate bar."""
"Just saw an elderly Asian couple buying tortillas so racism is over"
"Why did the hippie lifeguard not save the drowning boy? He was too far out man!!"
"What is Bear Grylls' favorite snack brand? Nature's Valley"
"says ""bartender, I'll hve a beer please"" A time traveler walks into a bar"