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Joke of the Day

"Gatorade: ""We no longer see a role for Tiger in our marketing."" Under his breath: ""Because 'Is it in you?' sounds wrong now."""

"Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers."

"My jokes are like my women.. I don't have any"

"I can't remember a time I wasn't waiting for my next meal to start"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Agatha ! Agatha who ? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin ?"

"When someone asks me if I could hold their baby I immediately drop my phone, try to pick it up and drop it again twice, and then say ""Sure""."

"A shrinking man walks into a doctors office. The receptionist says, ""you'll have to be a little patient""."

"I woke my wife one night and said ""The force is awakening."" She replied, ""Not tonight Hand Solo."""

"So I hear Lil Wayne is in critical condition. I think it has to do with his lungs... He's always been a lil weezy."

"Why did the otter want to work at NASA? So he could go to Otter Space."