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Joke of the Day
"Why don't most people have classes on Saturday or Sunday? School is for the week."
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"I think the San Francisco 49ers should embrace their region's history and name their cheerleaders the Gold Diggers"
"Why don't Africans go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again."
"What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend? taking out a provoloan"
"[god to lions] You will be the symbol of power and prestige [sees the crickets] Ew. Uh...you guys just yell real loud when a comedian bombs"
"What do you call a trespassing camper? Criminal intent"
"It's windows 10 because 7 8 9"
"What do you call a criminal jazz player? Felonius Monk!"
"I threw a boomerang a few years ago I now live in constant fear"
"You're 15 and miss the 90's? Yeah, I'm sure those were the best 2 years of your life. Shitting in your pants and eating dirt."