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Joke of the Day
"What do call a potato that knows martial arts? Jacket Chan"
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"Buy one annoying person, get two free! - In-laws"
"Nuns really stick to the rules. They have quite the habit."
"Clinton fan: Emails? That's all you've got? Me: She sold the Saudis the jets that are massacring Yemenis Clinton fan: Emails? That's all you"
"How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? One or two? ....One? ...or two?"
"I walked up to a group of girls. I said, ""Would you like to see a magic trick?"" ""Yes,"" they smiled eagerly. Then I handed them a David Blaine DVD and walked off."
"How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size? In square feet."
"How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan? Take away their tiny brooms!"
"British men is visiting Australia. Learn: The man at customs asks him ""Do you have a criminal record?"" The British man replies ""I didn't think you'd need one to get into Australia any more."""
"What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine? Porcupines have pricks on the outside."