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Joke of the Day

"Why was the lion alone and disheartened? He lost his pride in a bet"

"I've been trying to find my girlfriend's killer for the last month. Nobody's agreeing to do it."

"What do hillbillys do on Halloween? Pump Kin"

"So a German installs a bath around his desk... BADUMTISCH"

"How does Donald Trump plan on deporting all the illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan."

"Spice Girls really missed out when they wouldn't let that girl Pumpkin be in the group"

"My girlfriend is sick of me pretending that I'm a lockpicker. Girlfriend: ""I'm sick of you pretending you're a lockpicker. We should break it off."" Me: ""But then it might get stuck inside the lock!"""

"We don't have locker rooms in Asia. We have ROCKER ROOMS! Hell Yeah! ~~solly~~"

"If it exists behind a paywall, does it really exist?"

"Dr. Seuss would have CRUSHED it on 8 Mile."