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Joke of the Day
"When the ""M"" of MTV was for music & not for maternity... Those were the days"
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"My girlfriend said she won't miss the iPhone headphone jack as much as everyone. Said she goes to bed to another miniscule 3.5mm thing anyway."
"A Post-It note on every wine bottle at home that just says DON'T CUT YOUR HAIR AGAIN THAT WAS BAD"
"Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff? She had mittens on."
"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you."
"My pharmacists won't return my calls anymore *snotty cries* something about no more refills. Quick someone sneeze on me! I'm lonely."
"How does NASA organize a party They planet"
"I'm about to have sex with my second cousin. Hopefully she's as good as the first one."
"[Jokes] What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before."
"I like my woman like I like my vodka.... Gone in the morning."