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Joke of the Day

"Does size matter? Some women say size doesn't matter. Some even say that they prefer smaller ones. I think that they're just shallow."

"What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match? Preparation H"

"#1: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?"

"I'd like my obituary headline to read: ""Local Man's Struggle With Upstairs Wireless Printer Is Over."""

"Why do elephants drink so much? To forget"

"If we attacked Turkey from the rear... ...do you think Greece would help?"

"What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together? None of your business."

"Forest fires always think my jokes are hilarious But it's probably just because they're blazing trees"

"What do you call a black woman who has had 8 abortions? A crime fighter."

"When taking your dog to the vet it's very important to remember to put your dog in the car."