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Joke of the Day

"Does size matter? Some women say size doesn't matter. Some even say that they prefer smaller ones. I think that they're just shallow."

"There's this sketchy joint downtown named ""The Disco"" ... ... I hear it causes a lot of panic!"

"What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees? A porcupine."

"Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building who would hit the ground first? A. The brunette because the blonde would stop for directions."

"They say only pedophiles won't get this joke..."

"Not a very good poem. I dig. He digs. She digs. We dig. They dig. Everyone digs. I know it's not a very good poem, but it's very deep."

"*weighs self* ""Shit"" *takes clothes off* ""GODDAMMIT"" *takes tampon out*"

"Is it wrong, to put people on your bucket list?"

"What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink? ""Hey, where'd my Glascow?"""

"whats the difference between an old dirty subway and a lobster with breast implants one is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean"