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Joke of the Day

"[judge at restaurant] ""I will try... the lobster"" [2 hours later] ""I find the lobster guilty of money laundering and embezzlement"""

"Jon Snow must be a redditor He knows kn0thing."

"Two antennas get married... The ceremony was ok, But the reception was great!"

"A filthy dirty joke 4 white horses fell in a mud puddle!"

"Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!"

"I feel like when life gives me lemons I just give them back because I hate holding stuff."

"My boss told me that if I can't show up sober then don't bother coming to work tomorrow. Three day weekend!"

"You can make fun of the Amish all you want on the Internet They'll never see it!"

"heard about the toilet that quit his job? he was tired of dealing with that shit every day"

"What did the dick say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in."