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Joke of the Day
"heard about the toilet that quit his job? he was tired of dealing with that shit every day"
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"What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino? Helephino."
"Do you remember blowing Bubbles as a kid? Well he's back in town."
"[waiting for elevator] Coworker: Hey, how's it go- Me: I'll take the stairs."
"Two antennas got married The wedding wasn't great but the reception was amazing!"
"The way you feel while mumbling through that part of the song you don't know is how I feel about all my life decisions."
"A well timed ""Have a good day!"" can be a great substitute for ""Fuck you!"" in almost every situation."
"Save the whales Collect the whole set. seen on a bumper sticker in PDX"
"Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics? Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America."
"What do you call a dog with no hind legs and brass balls? Sparky"