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Joke of the Day
"I feel like when life gives me lemons I just give them back because I hate holding stuff."
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"The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. "
"what are you getting your wife for her birthday? a sweater and a dildo... if she doesnt like the sweater, she can go fuck herself"
"I've invented a new word. Plagerism http://reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2oy5fe/i_made_up_a_new_word/"
"Patient ""Doctor, I've broken my arm in several places"" Doctor ""Well don't go to those places."""
"Your life and greatest achievements"
"Most people see a ""pregnant mom"" planned parenthood sees a ""parts store."""
"Worst thing about having a daughter is... No matter how hard you try you're daughter is gonna have some other man's dick in her mouth."
"Coffee's a great way to fool yourself into believing you're going to have a productive day."