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Joke of the Day
"Jon Snow must be a redditor He knows kn0thing."
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"Coming out with a hair product line.... For philosophers, religious and introspective types... it's called ""The Human Conditioner""."
"(OC) Where did the frog say his family came from? ""They are German and a tad-Polish"""
"I always found the movie ""The Exorcist"" confusing... It made my head spin."
"Why are there no homosexual traffic lights? They can't change, even if they try."
"Remember when that really cute guy held the door for you at the book store? He doesn't."
"How do you show a Muslim Girl you're into her? You pull your Dick Out for Haram Bae"
"At this point I'm a little offended the lady at #Chipotle still asks what I want. This is my 4th burrito today. Bitch, I know you know me."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotopus."
"How to play the Michael Brown drinking game Just stand there and take the 8 shots."