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Joke of the Day

"You can make fun of the Amish all you want on the Internet They'll never see it!"

"Why can't the bishop walk straight? Cause he can only move diagonally"

"What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesaurus?"

"Latest news from the FIFA corruption scandal: Shock announcement from FIFA's Ethics Committee: ""FIFA has an Ethics Committee"""

"I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80s bands... Apparently there's no Cure."

"Gluten-free, low salt, no sugar all-natural whole grain bread? The only thing ""natural"" about this product is the urge to get away from it."

"A conversation I just had. Friend - ""My Dad just bought a condo in Afghanistan, what an idiot."" Me - ""Are you kidding? Those real estate prices are set to explode."""

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because this joke was so bad, even Dane Cook wouldn't steal it."

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked."

"Waxing Q: Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing? A: Because it was a total rip-off."