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Joke of the Day

"How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

"Did you hear about the author who wrote a book during her time of the month? It was a period piece."

"Hell is an eternity of being sober in a room full of drunk people."

"How do you piss off thousands of people on the internet all at once? [deleted]"

"Hub: What time is our movie tonight? Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 ""Back off ladies. He's mine"""

"In a spaceship... - Hey Yoda. Are we in the right way? - Of course we are. - Ok then... KEEP GOING GUYS, THIS IS THE RIGHT WAY."

"My grandmother used to tell us a joke... She'd say ""Knock knock"", we'd say ""Who's there?"". Then she'd say ""I can't remember""... and start to cry."

"Quickest way to offend a Jew you tell them Noweh!"

"What does a robot do at the end of one night stand? He falls off"

"Bro. It's not ladies man, it's ladies' man. Chicks dig a dude who can navigate a plural possessive."