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Joke of the Day

"How do you cut off a redneck's dick? Kick his sister in the jaw"

"A furniture-maker got caught by his wife coming in at 4am ""Damn it, Jesse! I will not let you ruin our marriage over one night stand!"""

"The guest said to the cannibal Your wife makes a great soup. Yes, but I'll miss her."

"What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book? In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care."

"My dog cant hear me yelling at him to stop chasing squirrels, but he can hear a damn cheese wrapper from 500 miles away"

"I'm sitting in a booster seat in the back of a minivan because I want to teach my kids right and my 8yo called shotgun fair & square."

"If Tom Cruise had an intervention to an addiction... They should call it ""Cruise Control."""

"Say what you want about Floyd Mayweather. He won't be able to read it anyway."

"Why do most Vietnamese people seem like male prostitutes? Because they pay for everything with their Dongs"

"Spell anaesthetize! Harry was sad when reddit was unaffected."