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Joke of the Day
"How did the mermaid get into a car crash? ...because she was fish tailing!"
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"What do you call a country full of people who throw garbage on the street, while repeating consonant sounds? A litter nation."
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"How do you circumcise a redneck... Uppercut his sister in the jaw."
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"I'd make a joke about albinism but... I'm afraid it would be off-color."
"Im not sexist... Because thats wrong and being wrong is for women"
"You know what I get off on? Subway platforms."
"Types of people There are two types of people. People wh don't finish what they start and..."