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Joke of the Day
"Why was the turkey (bird) named after the country? Because fuck you that's why"
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"What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library? Pages from *Reader's Digest*"
"What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say? That's a salt!"
"When my dogs crawl into bed with me, I like to pretend it's because they love me and not because I am sleeping in their dog bed on the floor"
"What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum? The position of the dirt bag."
"Circumcision How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."
"What's the difference between Barbara Walters and Oprah? Oprahs Black"
"""First gay marriage. What's next - people marrying dogs?!"" *nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend"
"Women should not be allowed to eat They always poop afterwards"
"a toast to wives...girlfriends and lovers... may they never meet..."