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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Isaac Newton died a virgin. Repost."

"What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron."

"When I die I'd like my remains to be scattered at Disney Land... Also, I don't want to be cremated."

"What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car? A convertible."

"""What would Jesus do?"" is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD? Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See?"

"Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? He hasn't either"

"I remember 2016 Like it was just yesterday"

"White Boards are... Remarkable."

"I can't get her off my mind, even the wind seems to whisper her name. Never fall in love with a girl named WHOOSHEE FFREWERRREFSHH."

"What's six feet tall, black and screaming? Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron."