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Joke of the Day

"Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a ""tuba glue."""

"How many pornstars does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know... I skipped the intro."

"I saw a car with no wheels the other day They were enTIREly gone"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A can't see-creature."

"What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun? Not cool."

"Why do Indians hate snow? It's white and it's on their land."

"We all will get this Tired of these jokes"

"Clean tweeting is liberating. You don't need profanity to make a point. Look: Tell her she has beautiful eyes. Female dogs love that poopy."

"If your laugh in real life sounds like ""Bahahaha"", guaranteed I won't be funny around you."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic satanist? He sold his soul to Santa"