171259
Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a ""tuba glue."""
Next Joke
"What's the difference between congress and a circus? One is a Cunning array of Stunts..."
"Honestly, guys, I think I've made the perfect woman this time. She's made totally out of waffles. And her clitoris is on her forehead."
"Are you in search of a P-Pun? Urine in luck!"
"Dracula must have a hard life... It sucks to live forever"
"[NSFW] What do male pornstars and miners have in common? They both specialise in drilling 'ores."
"What do you call an angry Russian? Pissdov"
"What's 7 inches and makes women submissive? A knife."
"My waterslide technique has been described as 'oafish', 'dangerous' and 'how did you get into the penguin enclosure'."
"Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat."