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Joke of the Day
"What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees? Unioncorns."
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"My mother would give you 11 dollars for a dog turd if you told her it normally costs 15."
"I take my women just how I take my hair conditioner with silicone"
"Wait, Fellatio isn't a flavor of ice cream?!"
"""Doctor, Doctor... I've had diarrhea for 3 days, and I think it might be hereditary"" ""Hereditary? What makes you think it's hereditary?"" ""It's in my jeans"""
"A blind person places hand over a grater ""Who wrote this crap?"""
"What do you get when you put rootbeer in a square glass? Beer."
"Did you hear about the midget that finally came to terms with his homosexuality? He just came out of the cupboard."
"Doctor, doctor... I have a cold and feel like I'm about to explode... ...well sit down and blow your nose up!"
"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None... he fell."