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Joke of the Day

"What's long, hard, and covered in people? The Great Wall of China, pervert."

"I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it."

"Wake up, kids! Bees can't even read, much less spell. IT'S A SCAM!"

"Why did the Redditor cross the road? To bask in social approval."

"I'm pretty sure I'm smarter than my cat, but he refuses to take the test. It unnerves me, because that's totally what a genius would do..."

"Day 218 of making fun of CrossFit."

"If you are farther than me in candy crush I will automatically think you are smarter than me."

"My uncle died after falling out of a helicopter.. ..so at his funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a parachute. Well, it's what he would have wanted."

"When I was 18 I got Coal from Santa Yup, raising Cole as a single mom was a punishment for being bad, I guess."

"why you shouldnt drink around gays because you may wake up with an empty wallet and a sore ass"