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Joke of the Day

"I'm pretty sure I'm smarter than my cat, but he refuses to take the test. It unnerves me, because that's totally what a genius would do..."

"My girlfriend told me that if I ever cheated on her, it would be worse if it was with a black girl. I told her she was wrong. It'd only be three-fifths as bad."

"A byte walks into a bar and orders a pint. Bartender asks him ""What's wrong?"" Byte says ""Parity error."" Bartender nods and says ""Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off."""

"Q: Why did Hitler cry when he got to heaven? A: God gave him his gas bill."

"RANGER: Remember, don't feed the bears ME (being attacked by a grizzly): OH GOD HE'S RIPPING ME APART! RANGER: What did I just say!?"

"What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars? A solmate"

"What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp? Something that stinks and stings!"

"What`s the definition of frustration? A 16 year old boy outside the Fuck-For-A-Buck shop with only 99 cents."

"I have the Anne Hathaway ""It came true!"" reaction whenever the guy at Subway hands me my sandwich."

"For somebody fluent in over six million forms of communication, it's weird that C-3PO went with ""gay-tinged passive aggression."""