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Joke of the Day

"Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods? They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!"

"Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune? She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement."

"Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle? To fit in the box."

"You have to wait 30 days to buy a gun but Amazon Prime only takes 2 days to ship live bees, no questions asked."

"My girlfriend said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees. I thought she was joking. Then I saw her face..."

"A kid came to my door earlier dressed like a mime, so I pretended to put candy in his basket."

"I'm not fat. I'm just easy to see"

"What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker? You might get your baby back off a pitbull."

"What do you use to clear the air of stupid? A HERPA filter"

"Ever been in the shower, already late, when you feel that colorectal peristaltic action and think ""Damnit, I don't have time for this shit!"""