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Joke of the Day
"What do you use to clear the air of stupid? A HERPA filter"
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"Never Dance Naked Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops."
"Erotic is using a feather Kinky is using the whole chicken!"
"How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb and one to hold the penis [cough], father [ah], ladder"
"I'm the hier to the Tampax fortune Soon I'll have more blood money than African warlords."
"Can you believe my fucking neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 this morning?! 2:30am! Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums..."
"I wanted to shave my testicles... But I didn't have the balls."
"Are you from Tennessee? Because your accent and appearance suggests that you hail from the southeast."
"Which tax haven is a daddy? The Cayman Islands"
"""Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury... Cher would be nothing without the great Sonny."" - Pro Bono Lawyer"