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Joke of the Day

"What do Buddhists eat to help keep themselves balanced both physically and spiritually? Cottage chi"

"Today is the first New Moon after Jan 21sr. Happy New Year to Chinese people and all who choose to be Chinese for a day."

"""I can't believe after all this shit that they're still together..."" ""Who?"" Said a curious bastard. ""My buttcheeks."""

"My boyfriend broke up with me today He said he wanted to celebrate Independence day"

"Why didn't the racist eat the middle of his sunny-side up egg? Because he only likes whites."

"I saw someone try to park a car for about 10 minutes. I didn't see the driver so I'm not going to assume what gender she was."

"A son asks his dad ""Dad, am I adopted?"" ""Not yet son. We still haven't found anyone that wants you"""

"[first date] me: don't let her know you vocalise everything you think her: what? me: shit she knows"

"So, I was talking to my friend who runs a scrap yard. I asked how business was... ... He replied: ""pretty good, I've seen a bit of a pickup recently."""

"Clipity clop, BANG! Clipity clop, BANG! Clipity clop, BANG! Clipity clop, BANG! Clipity clop, BANG! -Amish drive by"