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Joke of the Day

"What do you do if you come across a lion in the jungle? Wipe it off and say you're sorry."

"My friend once had the GALL to call me the 'N' word, which really pissed me off. So I told him, ""Hey, ASSHOLE, think twice before calling me a nihilist, you dumb nigger."""

"My love comes with more terms and conditions than iTunes."

"Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger? To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet."

"Did you hear about the man who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the Nobel prize."

"My cowboy friends phone froze on gindr the other day He kept asking ""Why can't I quit you"""

"Rick Astley is willing to let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, with one exception. He's never gonna give you Up."

"Why does Dr Dre make headphones? Beats me."

"If Wile E. Coyote really wanted to destroy the Road Runner, he should have just proposed."

"Organ Freeman http://i.imgur.com/plVQyUC.jpg"