147601
Joke of the Day
"You know the times have changed... When Portugal leaves Brazil without taking any Gold."
Next Joke
"I just got arrested for using my iPhone It looks like I'm going to Face Time"
"My dad always told me that people that curse are too dumb to say anything else... and i was like ""what the fuck does that mean?"""
"A man suffering Crohns Disease who speaks to the deceased is currently fornicating with his obese wife. he's a small medium in large."
"A knight walks into a bar The barman says ""Why the long mace?"""
"What is the best way to hunt bear ? With your clothes off."
"What do you call a bench full of white people? The NBA."
"I'm not in a relation""ship,"" I'm in a relation""barge"" that's towing emotional garbage all day long."
"Why was skrillex banned from the music shop? for dropping the bass too much"
"What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian? That rig a Tonys."