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Joke of the Day

"My dad always told me that people that curse are too dumb to say anything else... and i was like ""what the fuck does that mean?"""

"Everybody in the village agreed that I did an excellent job of sewing their mouths shut. After I left, they were humming my praises."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a whore? The expression on their face when they're getting nailed."

"What do you call a nosy pooper? An eavesdropper!"

"There's no I in you. Yet."

"What do you call when a blonde dyes her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence"

"Bathroom mirrors are either the luckiest or the unluckiest objects in the house."

"How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? FOUR!"

"What do you call a french racist? A beget!"

"How many unwashed gorillas did Fetty Wap buy? 17 dirty apes."