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Joke of the Day

"A man suffering Crohns Disease who speaks to the deceased is currently fornicating with his obese wife. he's a small medium in large."

"What's the name of the car of a hipster batman? Tumblr."

"If you think politicians are the best at 'spin'... you should listen more at funerals."

"What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development? Polaroid Integral Film and Babies"

"What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her? Stop using Chex as a weapon!"

"I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig....It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep."

"Were there this many idiots before the Internet?"

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun ? Roamin' Catholic"

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $3.99 and deer nuts are under a buck."

"I'm not sexist... Because that's wrong and being wrong is for women..."