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Joke of the Day

"A man suffering Crohns Disease who speaks to the deceased is currently fornicating with his obese wife. he's a small medium in large."

"LPT: If you are a minor, get rid of your bathroom mirror so you won't see yourself naked and accidentally get arrested and registered as a sex offender. Spread the word."

"In the Phoenix airport & I just heard a guys laptop say ""you've got mail"". Pretty sure I've landed in 1998."

"I think some of you freaks have been spanked more as adults than you were as children."

"How do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not going to come."

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was getting me to date her."

"How in the hell do Chinese people see when they're high?"

"*writes employment history on arm *writes professional references on thigh *writes email address on neck *adds ""resume"" to resume"

"what did the Eskimo girl say after she lost her virginity.... iditarod"

"What's the worst part about a rape joke? The rape."