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Joke of the Day

"I'm not in a relation""ship,"" I'm in a relation""barge"" that's towing emotional garbage all day long."

"As a man, I bleed once a month too. When I floss."

"I decided to stop buying CDs and MP3s and start buying only vintage records. And that's vinyl."

"Why is the KKK a good place to find a job? Cos they'll always hook a brutha up"

"Obama played the race card, Hillary played the gender card But America played the Trump Card"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see the poof. Knock Knock? Who's there? The chicken."

"A Shout Out to all the beautiful women who don't need to dress half naked to get a man's attention. Stay classy! The rest of you, come with me."

"Opinions are like assholes... Fuck em"

"After reading your recent updates, I'm surprised that Facebook hasn't yet asked you, ""Whatever's on your mind, could you keep it to yourself?"""

"What do you call a guy with no shins? Tony..... toe knee"