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Joke of the Day
"Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden."
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"Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on? Pupil: No Miss the dress you're wearing looks fine."
"What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber? Bruce Banner"
"[I time travel and bring back Shakespeare] SHAKESPEARE: What's this? ME: That's a meme SHAKESPEARE: What the hell is wrong with you people"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper? He sold his soul to santa"
"How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***? Get another one to yell BINGO"
"Her: Do you kik? Me: Like rocks? Her: ......."
"At my job I am forced to deal with more cunts than a gynecologist."
"Mayweather Vs Pacquiao A fight ? That's a laugh .... I've had tougher fights getting my kids to take their baths!!"
"So I realized that there is no difference between races. At the end of the day we are all cummin the same color, white."