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Joke of the Day
"What did the racist ask Santa for? A white Christmas."
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"Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the bad part of town? One of them got assaulted."
"If Indiana Jones was a new-born Christian what would he change his job title to? Arkeologist."
"When a package says ""Easy Open"" I end up using scissors, knife, hammer, gun and a lightsaber."
"Why was the Dark Age dark? Because there were too many knights...."
"There's a sale at the Maul Everything's half off"
"Adele has announced that she will be singing the theme for the next James Bond film. Diet Another Day will be released in 2014."
"I was going to make a subreddit about middle children today, But then I realised everyone would just forget about it."
"The son comes out to his dad The son says to his dad: Dad, I am gay. His dad says: You're not gay. Elton John is gay. You're a morose son of a bitch."
"My son walked in on me and my wife ""wrestling"" on the bed. We call it ""wrestling"" because he can't pronounce jiu-jitsu."