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Joke of the Day
"Can we just make serving unsalted french fries a federal offense?"
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"Knock Knock: Nutella Knock Knock Who's there? Nutella Nutella who? I'm Nutella-ing you."
"After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty ended up having a great fall."
"What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common? They're both raining bodies"
"Letter to Santa... Little boy: Santa please send me a little brother!... Santa: send me your mother!!!"
"What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food? a polynomeal"
"My Facebook movie is okay, but the book was better."
"Last night I met a hooker who didn't know the first thing about business the customer comes first."
"One thing I learned about sex. Before you do it, always, always, always make sure to.. ask. edit: not my joke. i forgot who i heard it from. english comedian."
"My dog loves me, but he also eats his own poop. I don't think I can trust his judgment."