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Joke of the Day

"The son comes out to his dad The son says to his dad: Dad, I am gay. His dad says: You're not gay. Elton John is gay. You're a morose son of a bitch."

"what if it doesnt want to be called hot sauce???? what if it wants to be called beautiful sauce"

"I'm so sick of all the Irish stereotypes... As soon as I put down this beer, I'm going to punch someone!"

"Confucious say Man walking down the street carrying a 5-disc CD changer... ...is either walking to or from the Salvation Army."

"If I ever only have 3 months to live, I want my ex to move back in. That would be the longest 3 months of my life."

"Where can you find a scientist that's into bestiality? In his lab!"

"Two Irishmen walk out of a bar"

"[Wrench factory] BOSS: I'm proud to say it's been 250 days without an injury! WORKERS: *celebrate by tossing all the wrenches into the air *"

"Billion dollar idea: An app that sends you a text when the light turns green."

"Met a beautiful girl down at the park today.. Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex right there and then. God, I love my new Taser..."