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Joke of the Day

"How do you circumcise a guy from Wyoming? Kick his sister in the chin."

"Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road? Because he was crossed."

"Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window"

"The freebie-jeebies That feeling you get when someone creepy buys you a drink without asking."

"Why will I go down in history? I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too."

"More people die from drug overdose than guns... Because guns can't take drugs."

"Apparently the norwegian government pays for you to hire convicts I guess there are some pro's to hirin a con."

"If our feet had mouths then they'd be walkie talkies."

"I bought a blowup doll today, but I won't blow her up until tomorrow. I don't want to seem desperate."

"MURDERER: [looking for me] You better of hidden well or you're dead ME: [under bed, tears in my eyes] It's better HAVE"