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Joke of the Day
"If our feet had mouths then they'd be walkie talkies."
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"Just banged my toe on a table & kept moaning in pain so much that I made a new Coldplay song."
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"My husband told me that in some cultures women do all the housework, so I told him in some cultures blow jobs don't exist. He's busy vacuuming now."
"Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor biblical epic star Victor Mature is reported to have said ""Hell I'm no actor and I've got thirty movies to prove it!"""
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"Did you hear, John Wayne Bobbit got his penis cut off again? Isn't that redickless?"
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"How British is Adele ? She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is ."