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Joke of the Day
"What do the weather in England and a Muslim have in common? It's either Sunni or Shiite."
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"Jehovah's Witness I was just wondering...........if a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to heaven and knocks on heaven's door..... does Saint Peter answer the door or does he hide like the rest of us???"
"Had to put my dog down today... I just didn't expect him to be so heavy!"
"I went to the doctor with a hearing problem... I told him I got fucked in the ear. Now I have hearing aids."
"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches."
"What did the spider say when he broke his new web ? Darn it !"
"Should I bring anything to your party besides pronounced social anxiety and no food"
"Why are pills white? Because they work."
"My favourite word is snigger It allows me to be sracist without speople sthinking I'm a sbad sperson"
"Why are black cats such good singers? They're very mewsical."