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Joke of the Day
"My cousins baby child keeps pointing at me and saying 'cat'"
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"There are two types of people in this world.... Those who are intelligent, And those who believe there are 12 types of people in this world."
"How do trees get online? They just log in..."
"Hey girl, is your dad in jail? Because if I was your dad, I'd be in jail too."
"According to my neighbor's journal, I have ""boundary issues."""
"Right before I left the house my wife asked me if I filled out my organ donor information and now I'm hesitant to start the car."
"him: what do u wanna be? me: I wanna be a cat that transforms into a misty fog when people try to pet me him: wtf, I meant for Halloween?"
"So I was thinking while taking the biggest dump of my life... and I just feel so empty inside."
"I can get into aquariums for free, because I donated a whale! I guess my ex's sister was useful for something after all."
"Why do Italian men grow moustache's? So they can look like their mother."