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Joke of the Day

"Me: I don't think Grinding Dory is appropriate for the kids. Wife: I said FINDING DORY & we need to discuss your internet usage."

"Hot chick without makeup: her beauty is so effortless & carefree Me without makeup: why is that very sick grandma not in a home"

"shaking hands is weird, it's like ""hey, i don't know you. let's touch each other"""

"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg in a car accident? He's alright, though."

"What does a ghost drink? Boo's."

"Two mutes walk into a bar and one says to the other:"

"Vegetarian curry is like lesbian sex. Same amount of heat, none of the meat."

"Did you know that food coloring is very bad for you? If you happen to drink too much you will dye."

"PROPOSAL: Rebrand shootings as ""late-term abortion."" Watch the GOP scramble to stop them."

"What do you call a Mexican that buys antiques in America? An American Spicker"