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Joke of the Day
"Vegetarian curry is like lesbian sex. Same amount of heat, none of the meat."
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"whats the difference between hell and gaza? there's no kids in hell"
"Wrestling is so stupid I can't believe people pay to watch people without pants risk their lives for a belt"
"Sometimes, my secretary reminds me of my wife. I was unbuttoning her shirt the other day during our lunch break when she said, ""Remember, you have a wife."""
"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread. Doctor: You've got to stop loafing around."
"I used to be a huge fan of Jesus Christ... but then he got double crossed."
"My greatest fear on Monday is greeting someone and asking someone how their weekend went and they actually telling me every mundane details about it."
"My girlfriend told me to stop singing wonderwall... I said maybe..."
"The Seven Dwarfs The seven dwarfs were all in a hot tub. They were all feeling happy, then Happy got out."
"What do you call a broken angle? A rektangle"